It's half an hour before a big game and your one-eyed mutt of a dog lifts his leg on your hockey bag that resides in the yard -- because it's not allowed in the house.
You would pretend it didn't happen and proceed with said bag directly to the rink? Isn't that the right thing to do?
--S.H.
Friday, March 30, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Hockey crimes and misdemeanors, part 1,328
You're playing right wing on a defensive zone faceoff. Puck drops you skate out and cover the left point.
Easy enough assignment, right?
Unless you're (for example) me. Puck drops, I skate hard to cover point, forget to stop, go sliding right past him, he snatches puck, takes slapshot.
I don't need to tell you the puck where ended up.
Lesson for fellow idiot beer leaguers: it's much easier to cover the point if you're not 10 feet in back of him.
--S.H.
Easy enough assignment, right?
Unless you're (for example) me. Puck drops, I skate hard to cover point, forget to stop, go sliding right past him, he snatches puck, takes slapshot.
I don't need to tell you the puck where ended up.
Lesson for fellow idiot beer leaguers: it's much easier to cover the point if you're not 10 feet in back of him.
--S.H.
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