Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Deranged cookie should play hockey

Saw this Gingerbread Man at Schats bakery in Bishop after skiing at Mammoth today. Don't you think the little dude looks a little too happy for someone about to be eaten alive and run through a few thousand miles of intestines with God knows what else?

I mean this is one creepy cookie.

And then it occurred to me: this cookie must play hockey. More specifically, this cookie must have been a goalie -- that's where I recognize that expression.

Getting slammed across neck with a teammate's stick...being digested alive....yep, the only thing missing on this dude is hockey shorts and a shock jock.

--Steve Hymon

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