Chew on this, desk jockeys

This one is for all those sitting at their work desks right now fretting about their stickwork instead of that incredibly important spreadsheet in front of them.

The video -- well, there's no point in me describing it. Just watch Mr. Ovechkin work his magic. And for what it's worth, I've had plenty of people pull that first move -- the ol' puck between the legs -- on me. Something to be proud of, eh?

The fact that I'm about to write the following is more than ridiculous but wouldn't a Kings-Caps Stanley Cup matchup be fun?

--Steve Hymon