In case you can't see the photo, that's a size medium shock jock. I actually had to order the thing online because fucking Hockey Giant only had super extra large ones in their store last time I visited. So I ended up ordering from totalhockey.net. Meaning I got stuck paying a $10 shipping fee for an undergarment, granted an important one given it's the last line of defense between the puck and the evanroot.
Which leads me to this mini-rant: would it really be the end of the world for Sport Chalet or Big Five or Big Dick's Sports Supply to carry just a little hockey gear? If you're located 35 miles from the ocean and are selling scuba gear, you can also carry a protector or two. Really!